2026 edition · free · no wallet connect
Your year in the trenches, wrapped.
Paste any Solana wallet. We read every trade you made in 2026 and turn it into a story: your best call, the coin you sold too early, your 3 AM habit, and a trench card to post.
Example wallet · plays on its own
Every coin you touched, with its facepump.fun · PumpSwap · LaunchLab · Meteora · Raydium · Jupiter
Fifteen slides about the year you'd rather forget.
Your numbers, your coins, your habits. Made to be screenshotted.
This year you made
4,812
trades
Your best call
+412 SOL
31x on one coin
The one that got away
$1.2M
left on the table
Fastest flip
4 sec
in and out
Your hour
3 AM
normal people sleep
Your trench type
The Surgeon
clean cuts, rarely bleeds
Which trench type are you?
Ten types, picked from how you actually trade. You get a card with a rating out of 99, from bronze to holo.
The SurgeonClean cuts. Rarely bleeds.
The JeetIn, out, gone before the candle closes.
The Night ShiftThe chart never sleeps. Neither do you.
The Bag CollectorNever sold. Never will.
The Paper HandsSold the bottom of every runner.
Spray & PrayBuy everything. Something will hit.
The WhaleWhen you move, the chart moves.
Exit LiquiditySomebody had to buy the top.
The TouristCame, saw, took a photo, left.
The GrinderClock in. Trade. Clock out. Repeat.
How it works
1
Paste a wallet
Any Solana address. Yours, your friend’s, that one KOL. Nothing to connect or sign.
2
We read the chain
Every trade of 2026 on pump.fun, PumpSwap, LaunchLab, Meteora, Raydium and Jupiter. Busy wallets take up to a minute.
3
Watch and post
Tap through your story, then save your trench card or post it straight to X.